G$ Got High And Found Sum Memes...

What's up muh biznitches?!?!?!? Sorry it has been a while since I done posted on muh blog but I has just been so high da past week I couldn't even see skraight to get on her and post... BUT I did find some funny ass shit while I was high as fuck des past dayz... So I wuz happy to find that I saved dem all for you mo fos enjoyment. And as alwayz be lookin at da Twitter @Gmoneyclemson cause dat is where I be spendin most my time des days but keep appreciaten dah blog and cummin back.

Dis is dah G$ not jus when he is high but ALL dah damn time... Ha ha

 Ha ha so true.... I be laughin all da time about niggas who can't figure dis shit out... Dumb asses..

Dis Shit speaks fo itself... Asians iz funny as hell to make fun of... Who can't speak english?

Dis is what da G$ be like when he goes to his hoe's family reunion...

And finally, I don't get why he left? If dat was me I woulda been like well what we waitin' on hoe?? ha ha

Da' Last Week

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Man I gots some quality shit fo you niggaz today! Da past week has had some dank ass fun times fo da G$ and his entourage! Remember to be checkin out da twitter on da regs for some quality info updatin on da G$'s ereyday life @GMoneyClemson! So with out further to do here is sum pictchas from da G$ and his boyz last week...

First off I iz gonna start wif somfin sad. Dis hoe be on da skreets of G-wood outside da fried chicken restaurant tryin' to help da kidz. G$ Heart broken...

Next up it wuz muh boy willie wier's birfday last week an we threw down hella hard... Found out dat he iz one crazy motha fucka when he gets goin...next year is gonna be dank!!

Then me an muh boyz found some $2 alcohol.... dat shit wuz nasty... fo realz... Next time da G$ just gonna go buy his regular Grey Goose.

After we got hella drunk we decided to smoke sum of dat good grass... G$ so high..

After we got hella twisted we got da munchies like motha fuckas and had to go and purchase an Atlas Pizza.... nom nom nom

Ereybody knows dat duh G$ hates babies but even dah G$ knows dat you can't put a baby in an aquarium and you sure as hell can't make it rain on a hoe until she be 16.....dumb asses at Walmart..

 

Finally, dis is muh face when a fat girl wants muh dick... "Fuck off Bitch!!"

One Muh Boyz Birfday

Whaz up my biznitches?!??!?!?! Big G$ in da house. Dis is just a post to give a shout out to muh boy Willie Wier who has a birfday today!! Dat crazy fucka be turnin 21 today so you know we gonna turn up!! Me and da boyz is havin a night out tonight to get swasted and get bitches. Don't you worry though I ain't gonna be takin da hoez tonight.

"Tonight every hoe is for da birfday boy!"

Thangs dat Make da G$ Cry

Sup' my biznitches?!?!?!? So I was just goin' through da internet dis mornin' while I was in class and I came across a post dat had done made me cry a while back... Dis post wuz one of muh cousinz and he alwayz writin dis true ass right to dah heart shit. I hope dat you motha fuckas don't thank I'm a pussy or something because dis shit should pull at everyone's heart strings...true talk... So enjoy dah post and let da tears a flow...

And don't forget check out muh twitter for good stuffs all dah time cause I always got dope ass shit on muh mind... @GMoneyClemson.

What Pisses da' G$

Sup my biznitches?!?!!? So da G$ is pretty chill most da time I think all you niggas know dat. Da problem is though a bitch dun stepped on muh toes and I am gonna have to slap a bitch. I am in dis class called non-game biology and you would be thinkin that the professor of such a class would know more than da students but....dis bitch is retarded!! How da flippin hell does dis bitch even have a doctorate degree?? So dis bitch told da G$ that he was da man and he was gonna get his points back for being too long but a week later she gave that shit back and said oh I couldn't give you it back cause it was too long....BITCH! If you say you gonna do something why don't you fuckin do it!!

Other thangs dat be makin her dumb as shit: she doesn't think Table Rock State Park is in South Carolina, all she talks about is Africa (the most irrelevant continent....yea even worse dan Antarctica), and she said she didn't know what a pawpaw wuz (just da most delicious most dank ass fruit in da world!).

Damn....dis bitch be dumb. Say a prayer for the G$ so he don't slap a hoe in class....

What da fuck dis bitch be sayin?!?!?

 

What all da hoes be like

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!? I be here to proclaim the news that the G$ is a boss! Also I iz proud to announce that the G$ blog is just 250 views away from being at 1,000 views....dats right you motha fuckas betta recognize! I will then be able to add internet king to my resume that already includes impressive thangs like international pimp, fight club champion, and male nude model.

Now what I has to concentrate on in dis post. I wuz in class and we wuz a talkin bout large mouth basses. I was like damn I be known all about large mouths all dem hoez be havin them if they want to fit the G$...ha ha.

All da hoes be lookin like dis when I be walkin up to them. I be like hold up bitch I don't even wants dat shit right now...hoes...

Just a G$ thought for all you posers to think about. I know you all wants to be like da G$. As always check out da twitter @GMoneyClemson and keep given me them blog views. I has a supa special post when we reaches a thousand views so keep comin back. Peace.

Sprang Break Prt. 2

What's up my biznitches!!! I'm backs again wif da rest of da spring break crazy ass photos. So I won't pussy foot around and I will just get right down to show you des dank ass photos of me and muh boyz.

Dis be me waitin to nom on some spensive ass sea foods. Then crazy ass mothas declined muh credit card so I had to shoot dem in da head. Decline muh bullet bitch....

G$ had to eat all dis skrimps one night cause I was real crazy hungry. Muh boyz helped a little but to be honest it was mostly big G himselfs

Dis be a video a founds of da G$... Those paparazzis be hatin on how da G$ eats... Well how da hell am I supposed to get da food off my fork when you be hatin all da time... DAMN

Sadly da G$ and da boyz had to head on back to my home hood of Cola but you know what? I tellz you what...da G$ be doin his pimp thang in da car... Throwin' up those gang signs all day baby... (look at dat crazy fool Marky Mark...ha dumb ass)

Me and da boyz had to stops fo some foods so we stopped at da Arby's... I don't be likin no roast beefs though so I gots me some chicken nuggets fo dippin... Shout out to Spency and Willy Wier...you muh boyz.

Das Racist Arby's

Final Shout out to All muh boyz. Dat was a dank ass sprang break dat I won't be forgettin soon. You's sum crazy sons-o-bitches but you get G$ da bitches...and I can ask fo nofin' else.

Remember to check out da Twitter @GMoneyClemson for daily updates and for information about when I will be puttin up muh next blog!

Sprang Break

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!!? So I has had sum time to recover from dah crazy ass time I been dun had on muh spring break. Crazy shit all weekend long....fo realz. There just be too many classy ass pichtchas to be postin them all in one blog so keep checkin' in on um to be seein' if I done did post sum more. So get ready to feast yo' eyes on sum of da bestest dank ass motha fuckin' pictchas to ever be posted of da G$'s spring break... And don't forget to be checkin da twitter cause dat shit has been spot on fo' show...

Dis be da day befo' we wuz about to leave fo da beaches. As you can see dah anticipation is killin' dah G$....I be wanted so bad to start gettin' muh dick sucked.

Here you see the most dank ass selection of juices to get muh bitches supa drunk (which I has to say ain't even fair... G$ + Bitches + Liquor = NO CHANCE)

On da way to my spring break bitches we made a quick stop by dah G$'s parent's house where it all began... When I wuz still in da crib muh parent's gave me dis shit.... dis shit is so true...

Dis is G$'s equivalent to a pitbull. Get a tortoise bitches love tortoises...

Finally, we made it to da beach and I started muh nom-nommin' on a dank ass spread...all da steak and potatoez muh ass could eat

Here is muh boy Spency eatin his fill of some sweet southern fried chicken... Motha fucka is a fool!! I tolds him he better be gettin some watermelons befo' tryin to eat chicken like dat!

Dis' be just a little samplin' for the ladiez...

Spring Break

What is up my BIZNITCHES?!?!?!?!?!? It has been another long while since I done did posted. It has just been another one of dem weeks wif lots of hard workin' fo my schoolworks and stuff. I done got most of it dones though thank the Good Lawd! I even done turned in a proposal about how to manage fo me a bird on da beach some where.

Da main reason I be postin though is to tell you mothas to get excited because me and da boyz is takin a trip to Flo-rida for muh spring break trip and da pichas are gonna be dank as shit. I got muh camera, my liqour, and I am gonna pick up dah bitches when I get there. Spency spice betta hope he don't share a room wif me cause he ain't ever sleepin in there unless he likes to here bitches moanin ALL NIGHT LONG!! So remember for daily updates be checkin' wif da twitter https://twitter.com/GMoneyClemson but if not da picthas be comin soon enuff. And dis picture is just a little taste of what I will be gettin' ha ha....bitches.

What I tells muh Bitches...

Sup my biznitches?!?!?! Sorry dis has been a while since muh last update but I been sufferin wif a terrible cold. It tried to kick muh ass but like all things dat try an kick da G$'s ass it DAH ASS WHOPIN OF A LIFETIME!!!! (And while I'm on da subject of dis sickness it can be traced back through da people dat had it to Willie Wier. So shout out to Will Wier for gettin all my boyz sick....)

But on to the main reason fo' this post. Dis hoe last weekend at the G$'s crib tried to to tell me she wasn't interested in muh dick... I was like....

Because dat bitch was obviously a hoe so she wanted a dick somewhere. And I guarantee she wanted to treat muh dick like a lollipop because I am the motha' fuckin' G$! Remember bitches.... you always want muh dick...and I always wanna give it to you.

How is Squirrels Like Bitches?

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!? So I gots sum good shit fo you today. I wents to muh class and learned all about dem animals and found out some things about muh self too...

First off I learned about squirrels... And guess what? Squirrels be like da G$'s bitches deh all want to be throat deep wif nuts... Ha ha you hoez know you be wantin da G$ nuts all day every day! Since I can't put up a picture of dat explicit shit here is a pictcha of a squirrel wif his nuts....

Also today I wuz lookin at sum of muh old baby photos and I got to thinkin about how I been havin' bitches since da day I was borned. It hasn't alwayz been easy fo da G$ cause dat shit gets pretty stressful sometimes wif a hoe alwayz wantin' dat dick. Jus for proof here be a pictcha of me havin a rough day cause of dem slutz...

Valentime's Day Advice

Yo' sup my biznitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? So da G$ got sum short advice for you on Valentime's day. If you be tryin' to think what you can get you lady fo da big day I gots a suggestion dat always be workin for da G$. Whenever I gives dis present dem panties be droppin... It is pretty simple how to give dis present and any dumb ass can do it but I have put in dis info-mational video on how to do it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Da only problem dat I be havin is findin a box big enough to fit my big ole dick in! This present isn't near as effective if yo' dick be stickin out da top of da box so I had to find a box dat will work fo' me. Dis is a pictcha of it....

Ha ha #bigdickproblemz... 

Happy Valentime's Day my bitches!! And keep followin' da twitter I can feel tha love!

G$'s Pre-dick-ament

Sup' my BIZNITCHES?!?!!? I bet you niggas be thinkin the G$ is real dumb cause he done spelt "predicament" wrong but I spelt it like I was wantin' to, let me explain what I means.

MY DICK IS IN A PREDICAMENT---- therefore it is a PRE-DICK-AMENT!!

All muh bitches be callin' me up and baren they fangs cuz I ain't tellin them who is gonna get dat big G$ dick for Valentine's Day. Da reason I don't know which of muh bitches to get at is cuz I think I can handlez more dan one at a time....actually I know da G$ can handle more than one pussy at a time. Da thing wif Valentine's day is that you gots to pay for ALL dem dumb ass hoes you goin out with to eat and drank and all dat shit. G$ don't wanna pay for no hoez to be wine-ing and dine-ing.... If I gonna be havin to be for all dat shit I can just get a bitch off da skreet for cheaper!

So here be dah G$ advice for all you bitches on Valentine's Day: "When yo man says he wants sum you gives it to him regardless of how much he done spent on you or if he took you out to eat or anything. If yo man wants it you spread them legs!" That is what the G$ expects from his bitches...

And finally don't you be forgettin' to check out da G$'s Twitter for daily updates when the blog isn't comin up for a while cuz dat shit be always sayin what is on muh mind!

https://twitter.com/GMoneyClemson

Fo my Birfday

Sup my biznitches!!! So fo my birfday I has done decided dat I be wantin somfin real special. I had already had it in mind and when I was lookin through da internets I founds dis picture and it made a nigga laugh fo show...

But fo real though I wants what dis dog wanted...

To end today I is gonna give you guys a link to a video dat some motha fucka ganked of da G$ and tryin' to be makin a fool of me now.  

 In truth though you people can't handle my swag!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/swag_dance.gif

Jus' A lil bout Muh Life

Sup my biznitches!! I be seein' dat my blog iz gettin pretty popular for realz man. Da G$ is impressed by da way yous is all up on muh dick like that. Keep it up America. An while you at it check out da twitter: @GMoneyClemson

So what I wuz gonna talk about in dis blog is just a lil about what I be doin' in class when dem bitches be lecturin'. Most of dah time I jus be sittin there sleepin hard. But today I wuz like "fuck dat! I is gonna get a soda to keep me awakes"... mello yello if you wuz wonderin' cause I like my sodas as mello as my hoes. So since I was all awake and shit I became an artist drawin some of da most beautiful as sketches you have ever even sent. Check'um out bitches:

 Dis one right hur is a nice manatee and a kick ass alligator bought to bight a motha fucka in da ass!

And dis pictcha is of a DRAGON!! And on top of da paper is a pizza...damn I is so hungry...

 Finally I was gonna drop da news dat da G$ is writin' a rap....dats right get excited. It is gonna but top da line fo show. Dem sweet deep beats and dem dope ass lyrics all by yours truly G$ FRESH! While you wait on dat shit though hur is my current theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFttUE2ygFE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

Da' Fancy Pardy

Yo yo yo!! What is up my biznitches?!!?!?!?!? So dis blog is gonna be about my experiencez at my second pardy at da Berk Place Low income housing apartmentz. My boyz called me up on Friday and they was like hey da' G$ we is havin a "Fancy Pardy" so come dressed to impress and we will bring da' ladiez to you! I just laid back and laughed cause da G$ always be dressin to impressin fo show!! So anywayz around 9:30 I pimped my self up wif a sexy ass button up shirt drove to da Berk walked in and said take pitchas fo da blog cause my niggas wanna see y'alls crazy actin selfs...

First off I got to da' pardy and saw my boi Willie Wier and said get yo' ass over here and get a pitcha fo' dah blog. (My boi lookin' fresh fo show)

Next I saw dis crazy motha fucka who has already been on da blog but his first pitcha looked like shit so I let him getta notha chance....dis be Big Mike

Next I was rollin' in da kitchen an dis hoe was all up on muh dick! So I said get yo ass over here shawty and let me getta pitcha fo muh blogg...Of course she said "hell yeah and let me give you sumfing fo later too." (but I done said too much...slutz) Also check out dat lame ass poser in da back...so gay...

Next I took a pictcha with all da boyz Alex, Taylor fresh, Marky Mark, Willie Wier, and some otha guy... Des boyz can't hold us back...oh no no

Next I was chillin at da door and Spency was like bro... "I be havin' a bad night fo show... I done drank to much a dis here wine and I jus be needin' a hug fo' real." I gave it some thought... (Also look at dis fat ass in da front of da picha..ha ha)

Finally I was like bring it in Spency da G$ has enough love to pass it around with more than jus' muh hoes....

Finally, I was tired of dem damn pictchas and I said bitches stop takin' dez dumb ass photos....and den I catch a motha' fucka' takin muh pitcha.... Clack Clack Clack

Oh...Yeah.. I jus' remembered....dis guy has a dank ass name....dey call him

"CORN"

Pickin' up da aussiez....

Sup my biznitches!!!! So i wuz sittin in class on dis guy came in and wuz talkin about how we could go to Australia to do sum study abroad. So I wuz like HELL YEAH I want to study a broad as in a skanky australian hoe! For real bro... I hear when they ain't lookin at koalas and kangaroos they always be skinny dippin' in da ocean! Da' G$ would love to see dem australian boobies!!! In fact I wuld even get off to sum aboriginal hoes!!

Officially the G$ says that dem australian hoes is G$ APPROVED!!

Now let me tell you something that the G$ does not approve: Human sex trafficking. For real though...I hear in Romania dat that is a serious prob and any Americans planning on going shuld probs not even bother goin unless they be thinkin they want to be a doped up whore forced into sex trafficking. And not even Liam Neeson will be there to save you ASS!! But guess what biatches one Mo' Fo' can save you from dis shit! Da' bad ass G$ gonna come in and clack a ma fo for realz!!

It will probably be sumfin like dis when I roll up and clack all them sex trafficking sick ass a$$holes in Romania...

 Aight I'm gettin myself upset now. I gottsa go fo' I sayz sumfin I regrets!! Peace my hoez! 

Hoez be all Up on Me

You sup biznitches!! So I appologize fo da lack of posts but I been pimpin up dem hoez so hard. They all be wantin da G$ for real... ha ha. Observe dis shit from dis hoe who be wantin dat....

Ha ha but anywayz I figured out dem hoez be likin a man wif some hair on da face so I be growin out muh chin hair to tickle dem girlz nipples. Dey be gigglin cause dey like da way it feels fo realz. The pictchas of da sick ass beard be comin soon so be checkin up on da blog. Just as a side note I'm thinkin about addin a mustache to tickle em while I'm doin my thang all da girlies like!!! Yeah...you know what I means...

And to close today I is gonna leave you wif a blast from da past of da G$... enjoy dis shit

MLK DAY!

Sup' biznitches?? So today da' G$ didn't have no classes cause of the observation of da man dat changed thangs fo all da' races DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR! Da' G$ has much respect fo' dis man. Fo' real though all you people that just be likin' da day off betta re-evaluate yo-selfs... go to some parades an' shit! March on motha fuckin washington!!!

While I'm speakin' about da topic of inequalitiez I want to just mention da' G$ is a supporter of equality for my biatches too. Da' world needs equality of bitches and hoes and races and everythang fo' real. Des' inequalities nearly bring da' G$ to tears....

But da times they is a changin'! Also today fo' da second term in a row dis nation is inaguratin' a man of African descent to lead dis country. There is still things to change but ain't nobody got no room to say that there ain't been no progress... america, america, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

So join da' G$ and da' President today in gettin' shwasty!!!