MLK DAY!

Sup' biznitches?? So today da' G$ didn't have no classes cause of the observation of da man dat changed thangs fo all da' races DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR! Da' G$ has much respect fo' dis man. Fo' real though all you people that just be likin' da day off betta re-evaluate yo-selfs... go to some parades an' shit! March on motha fuckin washington!!!

While I'm speakin' about da topic of inequalitiez I want to just mention da' G$ is a supporter of equality for my biatches too. Da' world needs equality of bitches and hoes and races and everythang fo' real. Des' inequalities nearly bring da' G$ to tears....

But da times they is a changin'! Also today fo' da second term in a row dis nation is inaguratin' a man of African descent to lead dis country. There is still things to change but ain't nobody got no room to say that there ain't been no progress... america, america, AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

So join da' G$ and da' President today in gettin' shwasty!!!

 

Economics

Sup' biznitches?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!? So today i just gonna talk about one of my favorite subjectz....ECONOMICS!!

Ima bought to give you a lil' background info on da G$. Da' G$ loves sum animalz. That is why i'm here at Clem-nasty University gettin my wildlife pimpin' degree! For real though, I really like me sum animals. I luv da animals almost as much as I luv my hoez. I wuz also thinkin that if I can manage a wild animal I can manage my wild hoez even betta'.

But anywayz becuz ima wildlife pimpin' major I has to take at least one economics class but da G$ is takin' three economics classes. The haters always be askin' "Yo da G$ why you be takin' all dem economicz classez?" I just respond wif, shut da hell up bitch! I be takin those economicz classes so I can manage my money and get moe hoez!! And den da' G$ gonna make it rain economics style!!!!



Ha ha on a side note: dat lil bitch Manti Te'o thinks he gotta big dick! He can't even get a real life hoe! Da' G$ gets all da biatches that big bad Te'o thinks up in his dreams!! Ha ha remember dis shit:

G$ > Manti Te'o

Lil' bitch 

 

Like a Boss!

WHAT'S UP MY NICCAS!!!!! So today I gots one of my classes canceled and I just chillaxed for da rest of the day. First I went back to my crib to grab some snacks some grape joos and pork skins...mmmmhmmm!! Feast yo' eyes on this shit right now ha ha!!

 Yeah....so next I loaded up in my pimp ass ride da' big ass Nissan xterra.... you no you bitchez be jelly...ha ha!! Hell yeah check'a this shit out

But anywayz...I den rolled over to da apartment of my homiez to sit back smoke a j and just release my mind from da shit dat be on my mind.... So after smokin it up I laid back and just talked wif da boys. Den some fool try and tell me he can take me on in some chinez checkas..... I said "OH HELL NO MOTHA' FUCKA'!!" Growin' up on da skreets dats all we had to play da big niggas would pop our basketballs but they sure as hell didn't want no little marbles and a board wif a star on it!!! So dats what us little niccas did just play dat chineze checkas. So I smoked a fool at tha game and laughed my a$$ off.... Talk to you biznitches tomorrow....

Out on da' Town....

Yo' sup biznitches?!!?!???! Man dat was one crazy a$$ night last night fo' show..... I went out on da town and met me all kinds of bitches! But anywayz we saw all kinds of crazy shit and got some real good pics last night which I will be postin all up in dis post...

Dis one is of me and my boi mike at da club. It all blacked out so bitches can't see our facez...

Here is another picture of a cool motha' fucka named michael. Dis crazy fool wuz of da wall last night. Dang....crazy ass fool


Da' worst part about having to go out on da town is all dez motha fuckin posers.... Here are a couple fools dat tried to play the G$ last night I had to smash a couple heads....

Most of da night I just sat around and chilled... Post up on a wall let my bitches come to me....for sure bruh...ha ha

By the end of the night though I was just chillin and smokin dat j.... #sohigh

Da' best part of the night though without question was just chillin with da boyz... i had my bitches on a leash and had plenty of time for dem and all but shit... da G$ says bros befo hoes ha ha for sure man..... Dis one is for da most real guys I know...

SALUTE TO DA BOYS!! ONE HELLA NIGHT I BE BACK FO SHOW TO SPREAD THE WORD OF DA G$....

Happy Holidayz

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Biznitches!! I apologize for da' lack of posts but I had to take some time to commit to my bitches so dat they will keep da' lovin' comin'! But speaking of keepin' da luv coming I had to get to thinking about shit over da' break...

"What if all my bitches don't celebrate chrismaz?" 

That's right da' G$ just got all up in that political shit. But lets be honest da' G$ is used to being all up in things! So on to da' story I was chillin' smokin dat J and was like "daaaammmmnnn I knows lots of my biznitches be celebratin da quanza and I can't show no hate fo' them!".

So then I started thinkin' some mo' "shit! if I just says merry christmaz I limits my bitchez!" For example: I can have no jewz, asians, inuitz, incans, mayans, or not even no Antarcticans!!! So I like all do bitches! I like them all da world over I just likes to get it in....like for real...no joke!! So remember from now on the G$ luvs all da bitches! And let me change my original statement to dis':

                      
                      HAPPY HOLIDAYZ!!!!

 

I ain't bowlin' no water

Yo what da hell be up wif dis water. They all be like "oooooh girl, you betta be bowlin yo H2O" and I said I don't gots no time to be bowling no water. Da' hell???

So I did get out of da classes but it ain't like I was payin no attentions anyway.....pish!! I just need dem classes for my napz. I got back gradz in my other classes though....my boyz both did better than me on that exam but I'mma gonna let it slide...next time though if they do better than me Imma bust sum caps. After classes got canceled I went and nommed with my boyz at da cook out....I ate soooo much chicken and friez!! Den I went and hung at my place....dem niggas is crazzy!! So I included a badazz picture of one of my boyz and my self...

Peace out biznitches follow me on twitter and keep checkin dis blog-----G$ fresh

Da G$ Says

Today I am just gonna post s0me things that I like to say:

"I wants do be a 1920's gangsta not a gangsta that can't spell, girl pleaz!"

"I ain't ever playin' no game of frizbees again in my life!"

"I ain't ever even speakin' again. You writing all dis shit on da web..."

"I gotta go work on my girlz. No not girlz my JOURNALZ!"

"Spencer, you are dumb. Ereybody knows dat a sweetgum ain't got no exfoliating bark!"

"The paparazi always be takin' des pictchas!"

"Stop updatin' my blog---but I ain't doin' it either!"

"My dad never appears on da facebook! That is wut it is called DA' FACEBOOK."

"What duz water have to do wif class? I take a shit where I wants!"

"I don't want pictchurz of me on the internet. What if one day I wants to hide from de governmentz and they findz me cause my face is all over da internet?"

"Da' website is down. How da hell am I supposta check my gradz?"

"I'm at da' website! It doesn't say SHIT!!"

Here be an example of the mo-fo paparazai...all up in my face!!