Da G$ Says

Today I am just gonna post s0me things that I like to say:

"I wants do be a 1920's gangsta not a gangsta that can't spell, girl pleaz!"

"I ain't ever playin' no game of frizbees again in my life!"

"I ain't ever even speakin' again. You writing all dis shit on da web..."

"I gotta go work on my girlz. No not girlz my JOURNALZ!"

"Spencer, you are dumb. Ereybody knows dat a sweetgum ain't got no exfoliating bark!"

"The paparazi always be takin' des pictchas!"

"Stop updatin' my blog---but I ain't doin' it either!"

"My dad never appears on da facebook! That is wut it is called DA' FACEBOOK."

"What duz water have to do wif class? I take a shit where I wants!"

"I don't want pictchurz of me on the internet. What if one day I wants to hide from de governmentz and they findz me cause my face is all over da internet?"

"Da' website is down. How da hell am I supposta check my gradz?"

"I'm at da' website! It doesn't say SHIT!!"

Here be an example of the mo-fo paparazai...all up in my face!!