What all da hoes be like

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!? I be here to proclaim the news that the G$ is a boss! Also I iz proud to announce that the G$ blog is just 250 views away from being at 1,000 views....dats right you motha fuckas betta recognize! I will then be able to add internet king to my resume that already includes impressive thangs like international pimp, fight club champion, and male nude model.

Now what I has to concentrate on in dis post. I wuz in class and we wuz a talkin bout large mouth basses. I was like damn I be known all about large mouths all dem hoez be havin them if they want to fit the G$...ha ha.

All da hoes be lookin like dis when I be walkin up to them. I be like hold up bitch I don't even wants dat shit right now...hoes...

Just a G$ thought for all you posers to think about. I know you all wants to be like da G$. As always check out da twitter @GMoneyClemson and keep given me them blog views. I has a supa special post when we reaches a thousand views so keep comin back. Peace.

Sprang Break Prt. 2

What's up my biznitches!!! I'm backs again wif da rest of da spring break crazy ass photos. So I won't pussy foot around and I will just get right down to show you des dank ass photos of me and muh boyz.

Dis be me waitin to nom on some spensive ass sea foods. Then crazy ass mothas declined muh credit card so I had to shoot dem in da head. Decline muh bullet bitch....

G$ had to eat all dis skrimps one night cause I was real crazy hungry. Muh boyz helped a little but to be honest it was mostly big G himselfs

Dis be a video a founds of da G$... Those paparazzis be hatin on how da G$ eats... Well how da hell am I supposed to get da food off my fork when you be hatin all da time... DAMN

Sadly da G$ and da boyz had to head on back to my home hood of Cola but you know what? I tellz you what...da G$ be doin his pimp thang in da car... Throwin' up those gang signs all day baby... (look at dat crazy fool Marky Mark...ha dumb ass)

Me and da boyz had to stops fo some foods so we stopped at da Arby's... I don't be likin no roast beefs though so I gots me some chicken nuggets fo dippin... Shout out to Spency and Willy Wier...you muh boyz.

Das Racist Arby's

Final Shout out to All muh boyz. Dat was a dank ass sprang break dat I won't be forgettin soon. You's sum crazy sons-o-bitches but you get G$ da bitches...and I can ask fo nofin' else.

Remember to check out da Twitter @GMoneyClemson for daily updates and for information about when I will be puttin up muh next blog!

Sprang Break

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!!? So I has had sum time to recover from dah crazy ass time I been dun had on muh spring break. Crazy shit all weekend long....fo realz. There just be too many classy ass pichtchas to be postin them all in one blog so keep checkin' in on um to be seein' if I done did post sum more. So get ready to feast yo' eyes on sum of da bestest dank ass motha fuckin' pictchas to ever be posted of da G$'s spring break... And don't forget to be checkin da twitter cause dat shit has been spot on fo' show...

Dis be da day befo' we wuz about to leave fo da beaches. As you can see dah anticipation is killin' dah G$....I be wanted so bad to start gettin' muh dick sucked.

Here you see the most dank ass selection of juices to get muh bitches supa drunk (which I has to say ain't even fair... G$ + Bitches + Liquor = NO CHANCE)

On da way to my spring break bitches we made a quick stop by dah G$'s parent's house where it all began... When I wuz still in da crib muh parent's gave me dis shit.... dis shit is so true...

Dis is G$'s equivalent to a pitbull. Get a tortoise bitches love tortoises...

Finally, we made it to da beach and I started muh nom-nommin' on a dank ass spread...all da steak and potatoez muh ass could eat

Here is muh boy Spency eatin his fill of some sweet southern fried chicken... Motha fucka is a fool!! I tolds him he better be gettin some watermelons befo' tryin to eat chicken like dat!

Dis' be just a little samplin' for the ladiez...

Spring Break

What is up my BIZNITCHES?!?!?!?!?!? It has been another long while since I done did posted. It has just been another one of dem weeks wif lots of hard workin' fo my schoolworks and stuff. I done got most of it dones though thank the Good Lawd! I even done turned in a proposal about how to manage fo me a bird on da beach some where.

Da main reason I be postin though is to tell you mothas to get excited because me and da boyz is takin a trip to Flo-rida for muh spring break trip and da pichas are gonna be dank as shit. I got muh camera, my liqour, and I am gonna pick up dah bitches when I get there. Spency spice betta hope he don't share a room wif me cause he ain't ever sleepin in there unless he likes to here bitches moanin ALL NIGHT LONG!! So remember for daily updates be checkin' wif da twitter https://twitter.com/GMoneyClemson but if not da picthas be comin soon enuff. And dis picture is just a little taste of what I will be gettin' ha ha....bitches.

What I tells muh Bitches...

Sup my biznitches?!?!?! Sorry dis has been a while since muh last update but I been sufferin wif a terrible cold. It tried to kick muh ass but like all things dat try an kick da G$'s ass it DAH ASS WHOPIN OF A LIFETIME!!!! (And while I'm on da subject of dis sickness it can be traced back through da people dat had it to Willie Wier. So shout out to Will Wier for gettin all my boyz sick....)

But on to the main reason fo' this post. Dis hoe last weekend at the G$'s crib tried to to tell me she wasn't interested in muh dick... I was like....

Because dat bitch was obviously a hoe so she wanted a dick somewhere. And I guarantee she wanted to treat muh dick like a lollipop because I am the motha' fuckin' G$! Remember bitches.... you always want muh dick...and I always wanna give it to you.