How is Squirrels Like Bitches?

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!? So I gots sum good shit fo you today. I wents to muh class and learned all about dem animals and found out some things about muh self too...

First off I learned about squirrels... And guess what? Squirrels be like da G$'s bitches deh all want to be throat deep wif nuts... Ha ha you hoez know you be wantin da G$ nuts all day every day! Since I can't put up a picture of dat explicit shit here is a pictcha of a squirrel wif his nuts....

Also today I wuz lookin at sum of muh old baby photos and I got to thinkin about how I been havin' bitches since da day I was borned. It hasn't alwayz been easy fo da G$ cause dat shit gets pretty stressful sometimes wif a hoe alwayz wantin' dat dick. Jus for proof here be a pictcha of me havin a rough day cause of dem slutz...

Valentime's Day Advice

Yo' sup my biznitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? So da G$ got sum short advice for you on Valentime's day. If you be tryin' to think what you can get you lady fo da big day I gots a suggestion dat always be workin for da G$. Whenever I gives dis present dem panties be droppin... It is pretty simple how to give dis present and any dumb ass can do it but I have put in dis info-mational video on how to do it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Da only problem dat I be havin is findin a box big enough to fit my big ole dick in! This present isn't near as effective if yo' dick be stickin out da top of da box so I had to find a box dat will work fo' me. Dis is a pictcha of it....

Ha ha #bigdickproblemz... 

Happy Valentime's Day my bitches!! And keep followin' da twitter I can feel tha love!

G$'s Pre-dick-ament

Sup' my BIZNITCHES?!?!!? I bet you niggas be thinkin the G$ is real dumb cause he done spelt "predicament" wrong but I spelt it like I was wantin' to, let me explain what I means.

MY DICK IS IN A PREDICAMENT---- therefore it is a PRE-DICK-AMENT!!

All muh bitches be callin' me up and baren they fangs cuz I ain't tellin them who is gonna get dat big G$ dick for Valentine's Day. Da reason I don't know which of muh bitches to get at is cuz I think I can handlez more dan one at a time....actually I know da G$ can handle more than one pussy at a time. Da thing wif Valentine's day is that you gots to pay for ALL dem dumb ass hoes you goin out with to eat and drank and all dat shit. G$ don't wanna pay for no hoez to be wine-ing and dine-ing.... If I gonna be havin to be for all dat shit I can just get a bitch off da skreet for cheaper!

So here be dah G$ advice for all you bitches on Valentine's Day: "When yo man says he wants sum you gives it to him regardless of how much he done spent on you or if he took you out to eat or anything. If yo man wants it you spread them legs!" That is what the G$ expects from his bitches...

And finally don't you be forgettin' to check out da G$'s Twitter for daily updates when the blog isn't comin up for a while cuz dat shit be always sayin what is on muh mind!

https://twitter.com/GMoneyClemson

Fo my Birfday

Sup my biznitches!!! So fo my birfday I has done decided dat I be wantin somfin real special. I had already had it in mind and when I was lookin through da internets I founds dis picture and it made a nigga laugh fo show...

But fo real though I wants what dis dog wanted...

To end today I is gonna give you guys a link to a video dat some motha fucka ganked of da G$ and tryin' to be makin a fool of me now.  

 In truth though you people can't handle my swag!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/swag_dance.gif

Jus' A lil bout Muh Life

Sup my biznitches!! I be seein' dat my blog iz gettin pretty popular for realz man. Da G$ is impressed by da way yous is all up on muh dick like that. Keep it up America. An while you at it check out da twitter: @GMoneyClemson

So what I wuz gonna talk about in dis blog is just a lil about what I be doin' in class when dem bitches be lecturin'. Most of dah time I jus be sittin there sleepin hard. But today I wuz like "fuck dat! I is gonna get a soda to keep me awakes"... mello yello if you wuz wonderin' cause I like my sodas as mello as my hoes. So since I was all awake and shit I became an artist drawin some of da most beautiful as sketches you have ever even sent. Check'um out bitches:

 Dis one right hur is a nice manatee and a kick ass alligator bought to bight a motha fucka in da ass!

And dis pictcha is of a DRAGON!! And on top of da paper is a pizza...damn I is so hungry...

 Finally I was gonna drop da news dat da G$ is writin' a rap....dats right get excited. It is gonna but top da line fo show. Dem sweet deep beats and dem dope ass lyrics all by yours truly G$ FRESH! While you wait on dat shit though hur is my current theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFttUE2ygFE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

Da' Fancy Pardy

Yo yo yo!! What is up my biznitches?!!?!?!?!? So dis blog is gonna be about my experiencez at my second pardy at da Berk Place Low income housing apartmentz. My boyz called me up on Friday and they was like hey da' G$ we is havin a "Fancy Pardy" so come dressed to impress and we will bring da' ladiez to you! I just laid back and laughed cause da G$ always be dressin to impressin fo show!! So anywayz around 9:30 I pimped my self up wif a sexy ass button up shirt drove to da Berk walked in and said take pitchas fo da blog cause my niggas wanna see y'alls crazy actin selfs...

First off I got to da' pardy and saw my boi Willie Wier and said get yo' ass over here and get a pitcha fo' dah blog. (My boi lookin' fresh fo show)

Next I saw dis crazy motha fucka who has already been on da blog but his first pitcha looked like shit so I let him getta notha chance....dis be Big Mike

Next I was rollin' in da kitchen an dis hoe was all up on muh dick! So I said get yo ass over here shawty and let me getta pitcha fo muh blogg...Of course she said "hell yeah and let me give you sumfing fo later too." (but I done said too much...slutz) Also check out dat lame ass poser in da back...so gay...

Next I took a pictcha with all da boyz Alex, Taylor fresh, Marky Mark, Willie Wier, and some otha guy... Des boyz can't hold us back...oh no no

Next I was chillin at da door and Spency was like bro... "I be havin' a bad night fo show... I done drank to much a dis here wine and I jus be needin' a hug fo' real." I gave it some thought... (Also look at dis fat ass in da front of da picha..ha ha)

Finally I was like bring it in Spency da G$ has enough love to pass it around with more than jus' muh hoes....

Finally, I was tired of dem damn pictchas and I said bitches stop takin' dez dumb ass photos....and den I catch a motha' fucka' takin muh pitcha.... Clack Clack Clack

Oh...Yeah.. I jus' remembered....dis guy has a dank ass name....dey call him

"CORN"