G$ Got High And Found Sum Memes...

What's up muh biznitches?!?!?!? Sorry it has been a while since I done posted on muh blog but I has just been so high da past week I couldn't even see skraight to get on her and post... BUT I did find some funny ass shit while I was high as fuck des past dayz... So I wuz happy to find that I saved dem all for you mo fos enjoyment. And as alwayz be lookin at da Twitter @Gmoneyclemson cause dat is where I be spendin most my time des days but keep appreciaten dah blog and cummin back.

Dis is dah G$ not jus when he is high but ALL dah damn time... Ha ha

 Ha ha so true.... I be laughin all da time about niggas who can't figure dis shit out... Dumb asses..

Dis Shit speaks fo itself... Asians iz funny as hell to make fun of... Who can't speak english?

Dis is what da G$ be like when he goes to his hoe's family reunion...

And finally, I don't get why he left? If dat was me I woulda been like well what we waitin' on hoe?? ha ha

Da' Last Week

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Man I gots some quality shit fo you niggaz today! Da past week has had some dank ass fun times fo da G$ and his entourage! Remember to be checkin out da twitter on da regs for some quality info updatin on da G$'s ereyday life @GMoneyClemson! So with out further to do here is sum pictchas from da G$ and his boyz last week...

First off I iz gonna start wif somfin sad. Dis hoe be on da skreets of G-wood outside da fried chicken restaurant tryin' to help da kidz. G$ Heart broken...

Next up it wuz muh boy willie wier's birfday last week an we threw down hella hard... Found out dat he iz one crazy motha fucka when he gets goin...next year is gonna be dank!!

Then me an muh boyz found some $2 alcohol.... dat shit wuz nasty... fo realz... Next time da G$ just gonna go buy his regular Grey Goose.

After we got hella drunk we decided to smoke sum of dat good grass... G$ so high..

After we got hella twisted we got da munchies like motha fuckas and had to go and purchase an Atlas Pizza.... nom nom nom

Ereybody knows dat duh G$ hates babies but even dah G$ knows dat you can't put a baby in an aquarium and you sure as hell can't make it rain on a hoe until she be 16.....dumb asses at Walmart..

 

Finally, dis is muh face when a fat girl wants muh dick... "Fuck off Bitch!!"

One Muh Boyz Birfday

Whaz up my biznitches?!??!?!?! Big G$ in da house. Dis is just a post to give a shout out to muh boy Willie Wier who has a birfday today!! Dat crazy fucka be turnin 21 today so you know we gonna turn up!! Me and da boyz is havin a night out tonight to get swasted and get bitches. Don't you worry though I ain't gonna be takin da hoez tonight.

"Tonight every hoe is for da birfday boy!"

Thangs dat Make da G$ Cry

Sup' my biznitches?!?!?!? So I was just goin' through da internet dis mornin' while I was in class and I came across a post dat had done made me cry a while back... Dis post wuz one of muh cousinz and he alwayz writin dis true ass right to dah heart shit. I hope dat you motha fuckas don't thank I'm a pussy or something because dis shit should pull at everyone's heart strings...true talk... So enjoy dah post and let da tears a flow...

And don't forget check out muh twitter for good stuffs all dah time cause I always got dope ass shit on muh mind... @GMoneyClemson.

What Pisses da' G$

Sup my biznitches?!?!!? So da G$ is pretty chill most da time I think all you niggas know dat. Da problem is though a bitch dun stepped on muh toes and I am gonna have to slap a bitch. I am in dis class called non-game biology and you would be thinkin that the professor of such a class would know more than da students but....dis bitch is retarded!! How da flippin hell does dis bitch even have a doctorate degree?? So dis bitch told da G$ that he was da man and he was gonna get his points back for being too long but a week later she gave that shit back and said oh I couldn't give you it back cause it was too long....BITCH! If you say you gonna do something why don't you fuckin do it!!

Other thangs dat be makin her dumb as shit: she doesn't think Table Rock State Park is in South Carolina, all she talks about is Africa (the most irrelevant continent....yea even worse dan Antarctica), and she said she didn't know what a pawpaw wuz (just da most delicious most dank ass fruit in da world!).

Damn....dis bitch be dumb. Say a prayer for the G$ so he don't slap a hoe in class....

What da fuck dis bitch be sayin?!?!?

 

What all da hoes be like

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!? I be here to proclaim the news that the G$ is a boss! Also I iz proud to announce that the G$ blog is just 250 views away from being at 1,000 views....dats right you motha fuckas betta recognize! I will then be able to add internet king to my resume that already includes impressive thangs like international pimp, fight club champion, and male nude model.

Now what I has to concentrate on in dis post. I wuz in class and we wuz a talkin bout large mouth basses. I was like damn I be known all about large mouths all dem hoez be havin them if they want to fit the G$...ha ha.

All da hoes be lookin like dis when I be walkin up to them. I be like hold up bitch I don't even wants dat shit right now...hoes...

Just a G$ thought for all you posers to think about. I know you all wants to be like da G$. As always check out da twitter @GMoneyClemson and keep given me them blog views. I has a supa special post when we reaches a thousand views so keep comin back. Peace.

Sprang Break Prt. 2

What's up my biznitches!!! I'm backs again wif da rest of da spring break crazy ass photos. So I won't pussy foot around and I will just get right down to show you des dank ass photos of me and muh boyz.

Dis be me waitin to nom on some spensive ass sea foods. Then crazy ass mothas declined muh credit card so I had to shoot dem in da head. Decline muh bullet bitch....

G$ had to eat all dis skrimps one night cause I was real crazy hungry. Muh boyz helped a little but to be honest it was mostly big G himselfs

Dis be a video a founds of da G$... Those paparazzis be hatin on how da G$ eats... Well how da hell am I supposed to get da food off my fork when you be hatin all da time... DAMN

Sadly da G$ and da boyz had to head on back to my home hood of Cola but you know what? I tellz you what...da G$ be doin his pimp thang in da car... Throwin' up those gang signs all day baby... (look at dat crazy fool Marky Mark...ha dumb ass)

Me and da boyz had to stops fo some foods so we stopped at da Arby's... I don't be likin no roast beefs though so I gots me some chicken nuggets fo dippin... Shout out to Spency and Willy Wier...you muh boyz.

Das Racist Arby's

Final Shout out to All muh boyz. Dat was a dank ass sprang break dat I won't be forgettin soon. You's sum crazy sons-o-bitches but you get G$ da bitches...and I can ask fo nofin' else.

Remember to check out da Twitter @GMoneyClemson for daily updates and for information about when I will be puttin up muh next blog!