G$ Got High And Found Sum Memes...

What's up muh biznitches?!?!?!? Sorry it has been a while since I done posted on muh blog but I has just been so high da past week I couldn't even see skraight to get on her and post... BUT I did find some funny ass shit while I was high as fuck des past dayz... So I wuz happy to find that I saved dem all for you mo fos enjoyment. And as alwayz be lookin at da Twitter @Gmoneyclemson cause dat is where I be spendin most my time des days but keep appreciaten dah blog and cummin back.

Dis is dah G$ not jus when he is high but ALL dah damn time... Ha ha

 Ha ha so true.... I be laughin all da time about niggas who can't figure dis shit out... Dumb asses..

Dis Shit speaks fo itself... Asians iz funny as hell to make fun of... Who can't speak english?

Dis is what da G$ be like when he goes to his hoe's family reunion...

And finally, I don't get why he left? If dat was me I woulda been like well what we waitin' on hoe?? ha ha

Da' Last Week

What's up my biznitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Man I gots some quality shit fo you niggaz today! Da past week has had some dank ass fun times fo da G$ and his entourage! Remember to be checkin out da twitter on da regs for some quality info updatin on da G$'s ereyday life @GMoneyClemson! So with out further to do here is sum pictchas from da G$ and his boyz last week...

First off I iz gonna start wif somfin sad. Dis hoe be on da skreets of G-wood outside da fried chicken restaurant tryin' to help da kidz. G$ Heart broken...

Next up it wuz muh boy willie wier's birfday last week an we threw down hella hard... Found out dat he iz one crazy motha fucka when he gets goin...next year is gonna be dank!!

Then me an muh boyz found some $2 alcohol.... dat shit wuz nasty... fo realz... Next time da G$ just gonna go buy his regular Grey Goose.

After we got hella drunk we decided to smoke sum of dat good grass... G$ so high..

After we got hella twisted we got da munchies like motha fuckas and had to go and purchase an Atlas Pizza.... nom nom nom

Ereybody knows dat duh G$ hates babies but even dah G$ knows dat you can't put a baby in an aquarium and you sure as hell can't make it rain on a hoe until she be 16.....dumb asses at Walmart..

 

Finally, dis is muh face when a fat girl wants muh dick... "Fuck off Bitch!!"

One Muh Boyz Birfday

Whaz up my biznitches?!??!?!?! Big G$ in da house. Dis is just a post to give a shout out to muh boy Willie Wier who has a birfday today!! Dat crazy fucka be turnin 21 today so you know we gonna turn up!! Me and da boyz is havin a night out tonight to get swasted and get bitches. Don't you worry though I ain't gonna be takin da hoez tonight.

"Tonight every hoe is for da birfday boy!"

Thangs dat Make da G$ Cry

Sup' my biznitches?!?!?!? So I was just goin' through da internet dis mornin' while I was in class and I came across a post dat had done made me cry a while back... Dis post wuz one of muh cousinz and he alwayz writin dis true ass right to dah heart shit. I hope dat you motha fuckas don't thank I'm a pussy or something because dis shit should pull at everyone's heart strings...true talk... So enjoy dah post and let da tears a flow...

And don't forget check out muh twitter for good stuffs all dah time cause I always got dope ass shit on muh mind... @GMoneyClemson.

What Pisses da' G$

Sup my biznitches?!?!!? So da G$ is pretty chill most da time I think all you niggas know dat. Da problem is though a bitch dun stepped on muh toes and I am gonna have to slap a bitch. I am in dis class called non-game biology and you would be thinkin that the professor of such a class would know more than da students but....dis bitch is retarded!! How da flippin hell does dis bitch even have a doctorate degree?? So dis bitch told da G$ that he was da man and he was gonna get his points back for being too long but a week later she gave that shit back and said oh I couldn't give you it back cause it was too long....BITCH! If you say you gonna do something why don't you fuckin do it!!

Other thangs dat be makin her dumb as shit: she doesn't think Table Rock State Park is in South Carolina, all she talks about is Africa (the most irrelevant continent....yea even worse dan Antarctica), and she said she didn't know what a pawpaw wuz (just da most delicious most dank ass fruit in da world!).

Damn....dis bitch be dumb. Say a prayer for the G$ so he don't slap a hoe in class....

What da fuck dis bitch be sayin?!?!?